If hip hop was high school...
Missy would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular.
Nas would be the dude normal popular kids couldn't figure out, but around his crew he was tha shit.
Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.
Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.
Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone except the principal.
Will Smith would be just like Kanye West except he will get along with the principal.
Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up.
P Diddy would be the annoying dork who couldnt dance but thought he could and he's on Biggie's nuts.
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.
Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that only likes black guys.
RZA and Tony Touch would be the guys to go to when you need something, such as last night's homework or all the answers to next period's test.
Master P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes but still on the basketball team
Method Man and Redman would be the guys who put thumbtacs on the substitute teacher's chair when she wasn't looking. On cold days they will take hoses to the sidewalk leading to the teachers parking lot and laugh when the teachers walk back to their cars.
Outkast would be the wierd kids that are cool and popular because they are wierd.
Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.
Busta Rhymes would be the guy that takes Bow Wow's lunch money everyday. Later he will dunk Jermaine Dupri headfirst in the toilet.
Raekwon will be the chef, because he's Raekwon.
R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.
Ludacris would be the class clown.
Lil John and Ol Dirty Bastard would tie for the Grimey Kid Award.
Slick Rick, Coolio, Common, and Naughty by Nature would be the seniors and would be the ones elected to Student Council.
None of the teachers will like Eminem. However, they will let 50 Cent get away with whatever he wants.
Daddy Yankee, Tego Calderon, and Don Omar will only hang out with each other. Nobody will seem to mind and everyone will like them anyway.
Flava Flav will be the janitor.
Bone Thugs n Harmony will miss so much school everyone will wonder if they are even still alive. However they will come back for a few days with a new style and Phil Collins until they leave school again.